It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
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I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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