ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Randomize
