I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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