i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
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My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
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I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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