hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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