O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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