Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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