they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I didn't notice because vodka
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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