No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
There are leaves in my underwear?
Randomize