is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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