After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Randomize
