omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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