when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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