is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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