whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
it's great music for shaving your balls
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
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I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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