Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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