Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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