Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
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I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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