dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
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