is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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