uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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