i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
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Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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