I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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