Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
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WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize