I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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