Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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