pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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