It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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