I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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