I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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