paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
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Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
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All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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