One girl and one boy is just not enough.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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