i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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