I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
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If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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