put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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