Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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