uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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