Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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