I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I just want nice things and good sex
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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