before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
