with your own penis?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
