Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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