WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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