So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
