Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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