yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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