If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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