i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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