this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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