when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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