This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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