All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I am spending my child support on dildos
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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