tell your sister to shave her snatch
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
did you just send me my own nude
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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