The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
This house was built for laser tag.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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