Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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