D3 body, D1 cock
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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